x v . n i c o l e x (thepinkbunny) wrote in catud,
x v . n i c o l e x
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I'm a slayer, baby!

Dearest zombie hunters,
I've been holding it down here in FM effortlessly. I toasted some bitch with a my fuckin' flame thrower- consisting of green spray paint and my triple X zippo. Fuckers. What a waste of paint.. bitches get stitches with my fists! She tried to reprove her strength after trying to bite me with vommiting acid spit that I torched all the way up to her mouth. The flame travelled down her body and she was smokin'! Bitch. HA!

Keepin' it real,
your Captain of Offense.

"You're really strong... like Spider-man.. strong.." I'm watching Buffy!
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